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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、学生问老师: 月大还是天大?老师答: 当然是天大了。学生: 那为什么30(31)天才能合成一个月呢

2、爸爸问儿子: 你干嘛喝这么多水呀?儿子: 爸爸,我刚才吃了个苹果。爸爸: 可这跟喝水有什么关系?儿子: 刚才我忘记洗苹果了。

3、复活节学校放假,爸爸问: 今天为什么放假?儿子: 同学过生日。爸爸: 那个同学过生日?儿子答: 听别人说的,他叫耶稣。

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