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4則笑話

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4則笑話

女人有八品:
小女孩是半成品,少女是成品,處女是極品,
少婦是上品,自己老婆是日常用品,別人的老婆是補品,
老處女是紀念品,老太婆是過期物品.
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女:老闆.我要最新的保險套.
老闆說:有沖天炮及狼牙棒兩種口味.你要哪一種?
女:兩種差在哪裡.

老闆說:插(差)在妳那裡.
女?????...
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有個二十歲男子娶個八十歲阿婆!
相處了一個禮拜後...男的.......死了!
因為...

他...喝了............過期的..............奶.........

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老王洗澡看著自己身體覺得很滿意自言自語:手啊,腳啊,你們還如此硬朗,五十歲生日快樂。
再看著那話兒,嘆氣說:

老二啊,如果你還活著也該五十歲了!

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第三个笑话真冷啊。。。最后一个很汗,不能用了?

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哈哈,第二和第三个笑话都很不错!谢谢楼主!

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呵呵,看看笑话,调剂一下紧张的生活,挺好的

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第3,4个搞笑!过期的奶,哈哈,谢谢楼主!

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