magee671227 发表于 2021-11-13 00:07   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑話三則

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外賣員打電話給我：您的外賣到了麻煩下樓。我：我下樓了沒看到你。他：嘿嘿，其實我還沒到，馬上到。我：嘿嘿，我也沒有下樓。人與人之間真的沒有信任可言。。。

2.
現在的人越來越聰明了，很多沒學過醫的女娃，聊幾句話就敢下結論：你有病！

3.
頭髮長大了，總會有自己的想法。在頭上待久了，總是更喜歡去枕頭上、浴室地上、梳子上待一待。
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