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笑话三则

1福尔摩斯和华生在山坡上搭帐篷露营!  

入夜,福尔摩斯醒来,用肘部弄醒华生:华生你看!天上有什么?  

华生:一弯明月!  

福尔摩斯:这意味着什么?  

华生思索片刻然后:嗯,月色不错,没有星星,明天应该是阴天!  

福尔摩斯:笨蛋!我们的帐篷被偷了!

2上初中时,我期末考试没考好(其实我从没考好过)。

回到家里看见老爸拿棍子在等着打我。

老爸:“给我一个不打你的理由!要不你必须挨打!”

于我往地上一跪,说:“爸,忍心打您亲儿子吗?”

老爸:“别来这套!这一招今年你都用了3次了!”

我妈说:“要打就打,找什么理由啊,刚几句话你又下不去手了!”

你是我亲妈吗?

3专业色狼

“你走路怎么老喜欢这里看看那里看看呀?”

“哦,职业习惯。”

“噢?!难道你是私家侦探?

“不,我是专业色狼。”

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