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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.儿子说要玩穿越火线,我只好把他送到了马戏团让他天天穿火线
2.火葬场宣布今后火化使用自助烧烤式火化,家属玩的不亦乐乎。
3.我怀孕了,孩子的妈不知道是谁,我该怎么办
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